Save the date…

SAVE THE DATE!
Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM – Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the convention – Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM – Group voter registration for illegal immigrants.
3:15 PM – Address on “Being the Real You” – Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM – “How to bank $200 million as a public servant and claim to be broke” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes! – A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM – Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with honor and distinction – National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM – Invitation-only autograph session with souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging sniper fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM – General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
7:30 PM – Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft
8:30 PM – The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting – General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM – “Liberal Bias in Media: How we can make it work for you! – Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs” – Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren
11:00 PM – Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal” – Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM – Official Nomination of Hillary – Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

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